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When Mr Maxwells wife left him he from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. "She took the bed!"

Marriage is natures way of preventing people from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.

Two ladies were hanging out together and from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "What's wrong?" The depressed one replied, "I've been married four times and everyone of my husbands has passed away." The other lady asked, "What did they used to do?" The depressed lady replied, "Well, my first husband was a millionaire, the second was a magician, the third was an evangelist, and the fourth was a mortician." And the other said, "Oh, one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

QUESTION Do you know what is honeymoon from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

QUESTION Why should a honeymoon only be from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

QUESTION What is honeymoon ANSWER That brief from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, "I do" and "You'd better!"

My wife sez that Im too extravagant from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine. I mean look at all the experience I've got.

The thrill is gone from my marriage from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?" his friend suggested. "But what if my wife finds out?" "Heck, we are almost on the begining of the 21st centrury, Brian. Go ahead and tell her about it!" So Brian went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together." "Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried that many times - it never worked."

Wife opening mail to spouse The bank from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'

The wedding was over and the reception from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great time with other members of the wedding party. His wife, Betty was not. "Don't be to mad at Dave," a friend told her. "He did a terrific job. I'd be glad to have him usher at my wedding." "Yeah," Betty replied, "I wish he had been an usher at mine."

The groom upon his engagement went to from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

John Im a man of few wordsBill from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
John: "I'm a man of few words." Bill: "I'm married, too."

Q What do you call two spiders from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs.

Both of my marriages have been disappointing from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr

BARTENDER I think youve had enough sirDRUNK from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!

Before we got married I caught her from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

Q How is a marriage like a from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

Q How do you know when youre from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

Where did the burgers go after their from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!